Muffler Belts

[cleansupgood]

Hey ya'll!

This guy I know has just developed this new product! He's built adjustible pulleys for your muffler belts! They're universal and will give you an extra 5 HP and 10 ftlbs at the wheels across the board!

You install them on your muffler (You need two kits if you have dual exhaust, but you'll get twice the power gains!). You need to have the tension professionally adjusted, after all you wouldn't want your belts to break. You can adjust at the rear bumper, just like cam gears on your SOHC motor!

He's also working on a new kind of intercooler for naturally aspirated engines, as well as Tomcat style mirrors! They fold back as you go faster, just like an F-14! If sliding those wings back lets them go supersonic, think what they could do for us!

[insert_car]

They fold back as you go faster, just like an F-14!

bwahaaa

btw ship to: chappy chapman (he likes that ricey shit)
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[cleansupgood]

Ok, got a few people lined up

Order all three items and he'll throw in a pillar gauge pod with headlight fluid gauge, oil viscosity gauge, and coolant velocity gauge.

1) Matt (Muffler belt pulleys - anodized blue)
2) Edwin (Muffler belt pulleys - anodized yellow, F-14 mirrors, carbon fiber yellow, NA intercooler-carbon fiber yellow with optional yellow neon tube)
3)Chappy (the whole kit and caboodle, plus free carbon fiber pine tree air freshener)

C'mon let's get some more people in on this group buy!

Hey Mike, they make VW/Audi parts too - he works with Assengraben Motorwerks! Top quality brake blowoff valves and passenger seat strut towers!

[insert_car]

heh....no thanks i buy all my kraut from the kraut store down the road from my house....well when i get money anyway :lol:

[Matt Harris]

heh....no thanks i buy all my kraut from the kraut store down the road from my house....well when i get money anyway :lol: :D

[Jess]

You know, in Japan a lot of cars come with electric folding mirrors. If you hooked up some kind of potentiometer to the speed sensor, you could have your mirrors fold back at a certain speed. That would be...ummm..ricey, but it'd sell like hotcakes.

BTW - put Jon down for 2 kits. :lol:

[cleansupgood]

Dood- that's way more thought than I would have put into it. I wonder what would work better, an air flow sensor in the grille or just a line to the speedometer?

[Jess]

Dood- that's way more thought than I would have put into it. I wonder what would work better, an air flow sensor in the grille or just a line to the speedometer?

i dont know if speedos use a common voltage/speed ratio or not, but if so, this would be the route to take in building probably the worlds coolest mod EVAR!111.

Alternatly, you could duct tape a pinwheel to the front of your car, and use that to get a speed reading of the car. Because of the momentum of the pinwheel propeller and gyroscopical effect of its rotation, your car will handle beautifully, plus with the kineic energy stored in the pinwheel after a drive, you could theoretically drive thousands of miles on the pinwheel power alone (if you were in a vaccum).

My cat ate like a pound of catnip and its wigging out

[Big Don]

I've got a JDM fire hydrant for about $2k

[linuxman51]

My cat ate like a pound of catnip and its wigging out

wtf does that have to do with rice? is it a siamese cat?