Michael Jackson dead @ 50

[dixond]

Heart Attack

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/ny-michaeljackson0626,0,57920.story


His heart will beat (it) no more.

/cleverness fails me after 6pm @ work

[Swine]

I was totally expecting a rick roll.

[Grider]

from Fark: Michael Jackson starts plans for Thriller 2

[AadosX]

Oh damn...

[IronMonkey]

Despite his last request, he was not taken to the ucla children hospital. R.I.P Mikey....

[Shift6]

This sucks man. :(

[phillyd]

Farrah Fawcett died today too :(

RIP.

[ChukiDori]

New national holiday! Michael Jackson day!

Have you loved your kids and their friends today?

[Jnic335i]

Despite his last request, he was not taken to the ucla children hospital. R.I.P Mikey....

wow jimmy just wow... lol RIP Mike

[Mowgli87]

RIP Farrah and Michael :(

[Crankee]

Dont forget Ed

[Mowgli87]

This week sucks dude!

[Jnic335i]

always comes in 3's

[Skip]

Jeff Goldblum died today too. He fell 60 feet while filming in New Zealand. :(

[AadosX]

Damn that guy was awesome! (jeff)

[Skip]

Agreed, i loved "The Fly" as a kid

[jsta240]

damn its been a rough week for 80s stars

http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/goldblum-nz-death-hoax-latest-in-trail-2808279

[Jnic335i]

Jeff Goldblum died today too. He fell 60 feet while filming in New Zealand. :(

he's not dead it was a hoax. he was interviewed today.

[Skip]

:eek: guess I shouldn't believe everything I read on teh interwebs...

[AadosX]

Unbelievable!

...me either.

But.. glad he's alive! The Fly rocked!

[jsta240]

i heard it was due to food poisoning. apparently there were nine year old weiners at his house.

[Obike]

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, she was granted one last wish. She said "I just want all of the children on Earth to be safe forever." Michael Jackson died shortly after.

[jsta240]

i know you are terribly upset ben. losing a mentor is always tough.

[Obike]

i know you are terribly upset ben. losing a mentor is always tough.

Yea... but at least I got the pedoranch. Mascot included!

http://images.uncyc.org/pt/b/bd/Pedo_bear_michael.jpg

[VR4Rob]

So Ben... does this make you the front runner for Don of the Pedophile Mafia?

[Obike]

So Ben... does this make you the front runner for Don of the Pedophile Mafia?

Dunno... they are meeting at the Vatican now.

[VR4Rob]

Dunno... they are meeting at the Vatican now.

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/political-pictures-pope-benedict-xvi-leg-room.jpg

[Obike]

But really... I couldn't have asked for a better birthday present. MJ was a horrible wingman.

[jsta240]

hahahaha

[xamraci]

I hope all the ticket holders for the 50 LONDON shows get a refund...Thats what I am really worried about

[Autoworks]

RIP to both MJ and Farrah, both were great!

[tig488]

this just in...

since MJ was 90% plastic, they have decided to melt him down and make legos out of him, that way children can play with him for a change.

...first class ticket to hell for 1 please.

[Obike]

I heard he wanted to be cremated, then be mixed in to a batch of Rice Krispies. That way he could go through a 10yo's ass one more time.

[VR4Dani]

You guys are shameless.

[insert_car]

i heard since he was made out of 99% plastic they would melt him down and make legos out of him...so kids could play with HIM for a change :O

rip to everone this week. thats crazy. mj was the man

[Obike]

i heard since he was made out of 99% plastic they would melt him down and make legos out of him...so kids could play with HIM for a change :O

Hmmm...

this just in...

since MJ was 90% plastic, they have decided to melt him down and make legos out of him, that way children can play with him for a change.

Oh yea, that's where I saw that before!

[insert_car]

Hmmm...



Oh yea, that's where I saw that before!


ARRRRGH! i missed that one....ok ok...the comeback....


In honor of michael jacksons death, McDonalds is introducing the MJ Burger...it will have 50 yr old meat between 10 yr old buns



WIN

[Mowgli87]

You can't claim WIN to your own joke dude...