ricers in their natural habitat

[Jess]

http://www.zerogravityracing.net/aaroncar.htm

http://www.zerogravityracing.net/brian92.htm

[Jess]

http://www.zerogravityracing.net/images/DSCN1427.JPG

[WiggiE]

Jesus.....it ain't even a fawkin' SHO.

[Zx RaTeD]

ROFL! OMG that shit's real too! WOW!

Pure rice on the taurus lol!


Vinyl Brushed Chrome Lettering
Ford head light decals
Euro style reverse glow gauges
Tinted windows, front 50% back 35% back window 5%
Ford decal in back window tail light
Nokya after market headlight socket


LED taillight bulbs

LED side marker turn signals

Nokya HID purple headlight bulbs

Pilot Fog lights with L.E.D. Accent
Street Glow white strobe lights Front & back

[WiggiE]

ROFL! OMG that shit's real too! WOW!

Pure rice on the taurus lol!


Vinyl Brushed Chrome Lettering
Ford head light decals
Euro style reverse glow gauges
Tinted windows, front 50% back 35% back window 5%
Ford decal in back window tail light
Nokya after market headlight socket


LED taillight bulbs

LED side marker turn signals

Nokya HID purple headlight bulbs

Pilot Fog lights with L.E.D. Accent
Street Glow white strobe lights Front & back
Wow, you can copy and paste.....such a waste of a post.

[VR4Rob]

You know you've hit the big time when youre sponsored by "The House of Boom"

[SK VR4]

thats hot. :hitit-smi

[adam p]

http://www.fordforce.com

LOL!!!! Go to his personal website about his car. I thought it was all lighting mods until I figured out what he was REALLY packing...

Not only does he have R'active mufflaz on his stock pipes and a "BOMZ Racing" hot air intake, but on Nov. 2 he removed his air intake silencer - Maybe we shouldn't be making fun of him lest we get OWNED by this sleeper...

[SK VR4]

Im signing up right now. :)

Mods: Twin T88s.

Why i should be a member: I have a huge weiner, and TURBOS!!!)!() OMFdog LOL.

1. There is a 100% NO DRUG POLICY while you are a member of Zero Gravity Racing. If you are caught by a law official or by a team member you will be automatically banned from the team no questions asked or votes needed.

2. 100% NO DRAG RACING will be permitted. This includes when you are away from the team and with the team on city streets. Not only will this type of behavior cost the team it will cost you and possibly the life of another innocent driver. Zero Gravity Racing will NOT tolerate this type of behavior.

No, it doesnt say street racing, it says drag racing, HAHAHAHAHA. :rolllaugh

[VR4Rob]

thats hot. :hitit-smi
WTF Bitch you have more posts than me??? :quest: :quest: :meatwad:

[SK VR4]

not.

[adam p]

Ban. Please.

[Adam]

sweet.

DONT SPAM, moron...

3 Day timeout. Go sit in the corner w/ ZX

[insert_car]

DONT SPAM, moron...

3 Day timeout. Go sit in the corner w/ ZX


hahaa good shit!


i can't believe people really think this is cool. it makes me want to thow up

[evilaudiprojekt]

Don't scare me like this , its a joke right :omg:


oh and L.E.D.s are pimp :pimp:

[Jess]

VaAeguy (9:07:51 PM)): so what exactly was the post for?
jessmaloney (9:08:11 PM)): I dont know. what are you saying?
VaAeguy (9:08:18 PM)): fordforce.com
VaAeguy (9:08:23 PM)): what did you post it for/
VaAeguy (9:08:26 PM)): ?
jessmaloney (9:08:28 PM)): i dunno wtf your talking about
VaAeguy (9:08:38 PM)): http://forums.aspeedracing.com/showthread.php?t=3589
VaAeguy (9:09:04 PM)): now you know what I'm talking about?
jessmaloney (9:09:05 PM)): oh we just make fun of ricers on our board
jessmaloney (9:09:08 PM)): yeah it was hilarious
VaAeguy (9:09:14 PM)): I'm not a ricer
jessmaloney (9:09:20 PM)): oh, my bad
VaAeguy (9:09:26 PM)): is a Ford a riceR?
jessmaloney (9:09:38 PM)): you have 2 fucking huge mufflers on your grocery go-getter
jessmaloney (9:09:43 PM)): and stickers everywhere
VaAeguy (9:10:00 PM)): haha, you're dumb as fuck....you really think that's all I have?

[Jess]

VaAeguy (9:10:11 PM)): are you in Zero Gravity?
jessmaloney (9:10:13 PM)): haha, i dont really give a fuck what you have
jessmaloney (9:10:30 PM)): i wouldnt be in a club that had gay tauruses in it, so no
VaAeguy (9:10:49 PM)): but, what is weird as shit, how the fuck did you guys find me....when I'm in Virginia?
VaAeguy (9:10:53 PM)): aren't you in Ala?
jessmaloney (9:11:11 PM)): people were posting links to your car on lots of different bulletin boards making fun of it
VaAeguy (9:11:25 PM)): any from Va?

[Jess]

jessmaloney (9:11:32 PM)): i have no fucking clue
VaAeguy (9:12:17 PM)): fucking crazy
jessmaloney (9:12:48 PM)): well, i mean some guy trying to look hard leaning on a ford taurus with huge mufflers and stickers everywhere, i maen..c'mon thats funny. no way around that
VaAeguy (9:13:35 PM)): give me the link for bhamracing.com where they were sayin' shit
jessmaloney (9:13:46 PM)): who the fuck every mentioned bhamracing?
VaAeguy (9:14:03 PM)): well, I'm sure that's another one it was one
jessmaloney (9:14:15 PM)): what are you gonna do, get mad people making fun of you?
jessmaloney (9:14:18 PM)): and post about it
jessmaloney (9:14:25 PM)): then get flamed by everyone for having a riced out taurus?
VaAeguy (9:14:38 PM)): fuck no, I just want to see what was said
jessmaloney (9:14:54 PM)): look in honda-tech general discussion and debate a week or so back
jessmaloney (9:14:59 PM)): and i think homemadeturbo
jessmaloney (9:15:01 PM)): and i think Genmay
jessmaloney (9:15:20 PM)): possibly off-topic.net
VaAeguy (9:16:45 PM)): when I first go in
VaAeguy (9:16:57 PM)): all it has in the fourm navigation is Items for Sale
jessmaloney (9:17:19 PM)): dude, i havent even been on bham racing in forever. i dont fucking know
VaAeguy (9:22:07 PM)): oh, but pleaee let whoever was trying to post shit on my website
VaAeguy (9:22:17 PM)): in the guestbook part....that it's been fixed
VaAeguy (9:22:20 PM)): just post that
VaAeguy (9:22:26 PM)): and that everything has to be approved now
jessmaloney (9:22:40 PM)): lol wanna cyber?
VaAeguy (9:22:50 PM)): huh?
jessmaloney (9:23:01 PM)): I put on my wizard robe and hat
VaAeguy (9:23:01 PM)): you're a dude
jessmaloney (9:23:14 PM)): you're a ricer...it would never work
VaAeguy (9:23:26 PM)): dude, my car is domestic
VaAeguy (9:23:28 PM)): made by Ford
VaAeguy (9:23:32 PM)): in the U.S.
jessmaloney (9:23:33 PM)): you're still a ricer
jessmaloney (9:23:35 PM)): are you in denial?
VaAeguy (9:23:35 PM)): ricers are from
VaAeguy (9:23:39 PM)): Japan
jessmaloney (9:23:53 PM)): you have like an 18 second car with stickers and 2..count them 2 fart cannons
VaAeguy (9:23:55 PM)): it's not a ricer
jessmaloney (9:24:01 PM)): whatever, then its gay
VaAeguy (9:24:04 PM)): what do you have/
jessmaloney (9:24:06 PM)): potato potatoh
jessmaloney (9:24:11 PM)): a 300whp 240sx and a turbo civic
jessmaloney (9:24:14 PM)): any other questions?
jessmaloney (9:24:19 PM)): oh yeah. combined sticker count = 9
jessmaloney (9:24:22 PM)): *0
jessmaloney (9:24:33 PM)): no fart cans, yet somehow they run..its mysterious
VaAeguy (9:24:44 PM)): ohhh....lol, bring it to Va and let's see what it really has
jessmaloney (9:24:58 PM)): um yeah according to my calculations it'll have 300whp there too
jessmaloney (9:25:07 PM)): unless its like 10000 feet below sea level
VaAeguy (9:25:31 PM)): are you male or female?
jessmaloney (9:25:37 PM)): i have a penis
jessmaloney (9:25:43 PM)): and a wizard robe and hat
VaAeguy (9:25:51 PM)): lol
VaAeguy (9:26:07 PM)): but, no, bring it to Va and let's see if you really have that 300hp
jessmaloney (9:26:39 PM)): http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=com2_512
jessmaloney (9:26:47 PM)): it has 300whp no matter what state it's in
VaAeguy (9:27:15 PM)): don't care what state, just bring it and then you'll see if you actually can beat it
jessmaloney (9:27:31 PM)): are you motherfucking kidding me
jessmaloney (9:27:39 PM)): its a fucking ford taurus
jessmaloney (9:27:54 PM)): ive got a t3/t4, E-manage, LSD and 480cc injectors
jessmaloney (9:27:58 PM)): and you've got a taurus
jessmaloney (9:28:20 PM)): i can't believe we're even having this conversation
VaAeguy (9:28:28 PM)): you have no clue what I have under the hood.....
jessmaloney (9:28:37 PM)): naked little boys?
jessmaloney (9:28:45 PM)): what does it run in the 1/4?
VaAeguy (9:29:24 PM)): you're stupid as fuck.....just spread the word that they can't fuck with the site anymore.....even more so if they keep it up, I'll log their I.P. and then they'll really see
jessmaloney (9:29:29 PM)): hahaha
jessmaloney (9:29:31 PM)): you pussed out
VaAeguy (9:29:32 PM)): 13.8
jessmaloney (9:29:37 PM)): OMG THATS SO FAST!!!!
jessmaloney (9:29:42 PM)): wow you got nitrous
jessmaloney (9:29:45 PM)): im impressed
jessmaloney (9:29:51 PM)): what was your trap?
VaAeguy (9:30:02 PM)): no nitrous
jessmaloney (9:30:16 PM)): then what?
jessmaloney (9:30:20 PM)): SC?
jessmaloney (9:30:26 PM)): got any video?
VaAeguy (9:30:37 PM)): Taurus can only hold an 80 dry shot if it even had it anyway
VaAeguy (9:30:42 PM)): anything else would blow the engine
jessmaloney (9:30:49 PM)): so, what does it 'got' then
jessmaloney (9:30:53 PM)): or is it a secret?
jessmaloney (9:31:13 PM)): or...are you contemplating what to say right now
jessmaloney (9:31:15 PM)): stalling.....
VaAeguy (9:31:37 PM)): hold on, I have like 50 million Im's and trying to keep up with them
VaAeguy (9:33:43 PM)): aight
VaAeguy (9:33:53 PM)): I don't have the site updated but, it has the SHO engine in it
jessmaloney (9:34:09 PM)): so...
jessmaloney (9:34:42 PM)): its still a tarus and it still has 50 stickers on it and too many muffler
VaAeguy (9:34:44 PM)): 3.4 V-8
jessmaloney (9:34:55 PM)): its only got 1L on me
VaAeguy (9:34:56 PM)): stock is just 235, I'm hitting around 265
jessmaloney (9:35:06 PM)): its still a tarus and it still has 50 stickers on it and too many muffler
VaAeguy (9:35:16 PM)): still, would give you a hell of a challenge
jessmaloney (9:35:26 PM)): no the fuck you wouldnt
VaAeguy (9:35:28 PM)): most don't think it packs that punch
jessmaloney (9:35:29 PM)): you cease to understand this
VaAeguy (9:35:40 PM)): mufflers create good back pressure
VaAeguy (9:35:57 PM)): I'm not looking for a ricer look a like...woulld of got a civic for that
jessmaloney (9:36:02 PM)): yes, they do. what does that have to do with the price of tea in egypt?
VaAeguy (9:36:04 PM)): I'm going for something that never has been done
VaAeguy (9:36:11 PM)): other than the typical import
jessmaloney (9:36:11 PM)): maybe there's a reason behind that
jessmaloney (9:36:34 PM)): dude.. i'm gonna give it to you straight.. your car...is totally gay looking, you're a ricer, and my car is much faster
jessmaloney (9:37:06 PM)): so, you want backpressure eh? then why the fuck do you have 4 exhaust exits?
VaAeguy (9:37:15 PM)): you think you're car is faster bring it to VA and let's see
jessmaloney (9:37:17 PM)): dude
jessmaloney (9:37:21 PM)): i dont THINK my car is faster
jessmaloney (9:37:33 PM)): anybody with half a brain and/or a calculator would say mine is faster
jessmaloney (9:37:50 PM)): 13.5 @ 108 spinning through third with slicks ok?
VaAeguy (9:37:54 PM)): give yourself a fuckin cookie, stopping saying it would and thenrace me
jessmaloney (9:37:56 PM)): its easily a 12 sec car
jessmaloney (9:38:10 PM)): dude, im not going to travel 400 miles to race some fucking ricer over the internet
jessmaloney (9:38:12 PM)): you are so gay
VaAeguy (9:38:39 PM)): I think we might be coming there sometime this year
VaAeguy (9:38:43 PM)): I'll let you know
jessmaloney (9:38:52 PM)): ok good i look forward to your gigantic head blocking out the sun
jessmaloney (9:39:03 PM)): beware of Alabama sunshine, it may melt your vinyl
jessmaloney (9:39:20 PM)): you bore me

[Jess]

Feel free to harass that fgt

[AadosX]

BAHAHAHAH, i needed that laugh. Thanks buddy.

[VR4Rob]

Holy crap, nice. Wow. BAHAHAHAAHHA

[insert_car]

HAHAHAA. OMG JESS!!! i'll IM HIM WHEN I GET HOME!! :O

[Jess]

Called out:

http://www.zerogravityracing.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73

Edit: Deleted. talked with the admin:


jessmaloney (12:10:35 PM): hey di you just delete my post?

Zerogravityracin (12:11:01 PM): Yes please read your email at your hotmail account.

jessmaloney (12:11:49 PM): okay fine well you've got a guy that is lying about his car in your club and he's giving a bad name to your club, enjoy

Zerogravityracin (12:12:27 PM): His lie is not on my web site and I havent heard him say anything about his car being faster than anyone elses so it's not giving us a bad name

Zerogravityracin (12:12:34 PM): whatever you two have between you needs to stay between you.

Zerogravityracin (12:12:58 PM): I don't deal with petty childish fighting games

jessmaloney (12:13:53 PM): altezzas are gay

[SK VR4]

oh man i missed the fun out in cold-lame-oregon. I signed up for their forum last week, too! Im also trying to join. I filled the form out seriously, i want to go to one of their meetings. That is, unless they only have them in sister-fisting virginia. (i bet you read that last part too fast and said WTF?). i wont put stickers on my car, but who knows, maybe i can find something in that group! im underlining this part because it's important. Time to go post on the forum! :)

[Jess]

you have to pay $60 to join their club. which sucks because I really wanted to join, and then buy a taurus and make it run 16's

[SK VR4]

w00t. (http://www.zerogravityracing.net/forums/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=74)

[Jess]

Trying to catch bees with honey

http://www.taurusclub.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=18561

[SK VR4]

the words "Taurus Club of America" makes my brains hurt.

[VR4Rob]

This kid is going down. GOIN DOWN TO CHINA TOWN BABY

Edit: WTF they deleted Seans post too??? I was about to respond saying how I'd hope us VR-4 owners would be more welcomed at a place called "Zero Gravity" for obvious reasons...

[SK VR4]

I got a 41 on the Taurus quiz!!!!!

OMFG!

Cheese!

[SK VR4]

I tried signing his gueast book, but it wouldnt let me.



www.fordforce.com

A TAURUS LIKE NO OTHER (www.forforce.com)

[SK VR4]

oh f***ing snap

he's got the "words follow the cursur around" mod done to his website!!!!

[WiggiE]

Don't hate ya'll, you ain't got a sticker on your headlight.

http://www.fordforce.com/sitebuilder/images/headlightlogopicsresized-197x144.jpg

[Jess]

Got an email from the ZeroGravity Nat'l President (at least thats who I think this is)


I emailed our ford Taurus and he said that his aim name is not Vaeguy so you have the wrong guy and the wrong team.

Me:
Hate to burst your bubble, but hes lying to you (I know, that?s totally out of character for him)

http://www.taurusclub.com/forum/index.php?showuser=4894

AIM Name GrayAaron4

Yahoo Identity FordForce22835

Taurus board user name: FordForce99

Website: http://www.fordforce.com/

It?s the same guy. Plain and simple. He knows he is a liar and he?s trying to cover his tracks. He even mentioned zerogravity in our AIM conversation.

Excerpt from AIM log:

VaAeguy (9:08:18 PM): fordforce.com

[TheWill]

I signed his guestbook..

[SK VR4]

this (http://www.fordforce.com/UpcomingModsandProjects.html) is the most impressive account.

Start Date: January 2nd, 2005
Project: Install MSD speak plug wires and BOSCH
platinum spark plugs
Finish date: Not Completed Yet, scheduled for Jan.
15th, 2005


It's taken more than 13 days to install spark plugs and wires.

W-O-W.

[TheWill]

What a dumb ass he didnt even spell spark plugs right :nuts:

[SK VR4]

http://www.fordforce.com/ModsandPics.html

holy crap he has at least 350 sets of Lights on his car. Look at the feverish pace in which he installed

Oct 30 2004, 2 3" Ractive Exhaust Mufflers [thx imachoade of eBaymotors.com]
wow, almost 2 feet of muffler!
Nov 2 2004, Removed Air Intake Silencer
[thx hacksaw]
Dec 29 2004, BOMZ Racing Short Ram Air Intake [thx taur-r-us- of eBaymotors.com]


It only took 2 months! Yes i added those comments. :P

[SK VR4]

new sig?


http://www.fordforce.com/sitebuilder/images/newbackpic-285x211.jpg

[Jess]

http://jess.aspeedracing.com/quay/ricer.jpg

[insert_car]

hahahaaaa his foot. what a bunch of tools. they are all lying!!

[Megan]

what yall need to do is find a better hobby than writin stupid crap on here. There is no fee for joining our club. If you dont like a member of our club who cares keep that shyt to urself. Gettin sick of all u stupid males posting on our club. Dont like it suck it. We dont care. Stop stayin online all day on ur stupid forums and go work on ur car. What yall mad cause we have better cars, more sponsers, hot models and faster cars???? Dont hate the playas hate the game we are dominating. Peace out morons.

[Jess]

What yall mad cause we have better cars
Bwahahahaha

more sponsers
who gives a fuck

hot models
see above

and faster cars????
bwahahahahahahaha. you're kidding, right?

Dont hate the playas hate the game we are dominating.

now this, I completely agree with. you guys dominate!

[Megan]

aww do feel like the big man on campus sweetheart. get real ur come backs are wack..

[Jess]

wtf are you even speaking english?

PiMpNdAtPiScOrT <--- is that your name on the other board? WTF?!?? :confused:

let me whip out my trusty 'moon language' dictionary.

pimpin at piscort?

[Jess]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


http://www.zerogravityracing.net/megancar.htm

[teamzgr]

Got an email from the ZeroGravity Nat'l President (at least thats who I think this is)




Yep I would be Zero Gravity Racings founder, owner, web designer. I know I wouldnt appreciate anyone coming to my site leaving crap posts and I'm pretty sure if you guys had a web site that someone may not agree with what you do or own and they left posts about your stuff you wouldnt be happy either. So why in the hell would you go to someone elses web site knowing they are just going to delete your shit to waste your time posting??

I'll be in contact with the owner of this web site because, this is just fucking GAY that I have to spend 30 minutes deleting ya'lls BULLSHIT FUCKING GROW UP !!!!!!!!

[Adam]

^^ What she said

OK... Don't invade other forums...

I received a complaint from ZGRacing and I'm complying with their request..

Lets not encourage this behavior anymore..

Making fun of something is one thing, invading their forums is another.

Photoshop, make fun, etc... Just don't spam boards.

[Adam]

Anyone is welcome to create a new thread on the topic

:5-0: AS LONG AS THERE IS NO CROSS-BOARD SPAMMING :5-0:

This will not be tolerated. Flame as much as you want but, DO NOT SPAM NOR LINK IMAGES (leech) from another forum.