Telefragged by AUPD

[linuxman51]

I swear to fucking god, i'm gonna lay out there one afternoon and shoot every goddamn one of those corrupt fucking pricks.

You'd think leaving auburn for the most part would garner me a reprive from the antics of our favorite municiple cocksuckers, but nooooo, by god they've got mail and computers and they're going to just reach out and touch as many people as possible... :redFU: :redFU: :redFU:

So it turns out, you guys will get a big kick out of this,
Apparently I never fully paid off my reckless driving ticket of days long gone by... It would seem, as the woman on the phone informed me, that I owe auburn a blistering $7, and for this great transgretion my license was suspended.
No prior notice, no "you have 10 days before we fuck you hard", and certainly no pass by go.
$7 fucking dollars. How much would it cost me to get one of yall to go by and just blow the whole motherfucker up?

[Drew]

Same thing happend to me with my ticket I got for "racing my engine". License got suspended for 90 days and no one told me about it.

Wasn't for another YEAR AND A HALF LATER when I went to renew my license that I was informed that it was suspended. That'll be a nice $125 for re-instatement for the license and then another $25 to get my new license!!

So it looks like you will be owing the AU popo's $132. Where's the dynamite?

[Obike]

I think I got some C4 laying around somewhere, and I can always help make napalm. Trent, I know you are always looking for an excuse to fuck cops up... wanna throw down on this extravaganza?

[Swine]

:snipe:

[insert_car]

How much would it cost me to get one of yall to go by and just blow the whole motherfucker up?

$7 fucking dollars. :D



really though man, thats bullshit.

[I want something fast]

I am amazed every day how wonderfully inept our local Law Enforcement is. Whats more, the government has no right to revoke or do anything of that nature without some sort of prior notice.

Here is what you do, everytime you have a problem or they pull this BS find out who you need to call to get ahold of Internal Affairs. Internal Affairs is done most of the time by the FBI, and they couldn't care less about the people or Precinct in question since they have no affiliation.

[Jon|Hazan]

yeaaa with just enough soap, one can blow up just about anything

[Obike]

Heh... tonight sucked. 16hr day... got pulled over for 100 in a 55 in Atlanta... ended up only getting a speeding ticket for 60 in a 55.

[Jon|Hazan]

Heh... tonight sucked. 16hr day... got pulled over for 100 in a 55 in Atlanta... ended up only getting a speeding ticket for 60 in a 55.
wow holy shit i didn't even know they could write tickets for 5 over

[Obike]

wow holy shit i didn't even know they could write tickets for 5 over

I know they do in Huntsville... got my first speeding ticket for doing 40 in a 35 (after turning on a main road and assuming the previous roads speed limit after not seeing a speed limit side). That one was pretty gay. I'm just glad he didn't arrest me =/ Had my cell phone out and was about to dial vdubdizzy.

[insert_car]

yeaaa with just enough soap, one can blow up just about anything

nice, my favorite movie of all time. i have probably seen it close to 30-35 times

[ActiveAero]

Here is what you do, everytime you have a problem or they pull this BS find out who you need to call to get ahold of Internal Affairs. Internal Affairs is done most of the time by the FBI, and they couldn't care less about the people or Precinct in question since they have no affiliation.


Um internal affairs is just that INTERNAL. The FBI will investigate any possible federal crimes by anyone law enforcement or not but bad management and logistics within a local police department is definitely something we have nothing to do with. If you called us to ask such a question our response would be for you to contact a lawyer and to stop thinking the FBI knows the answer to everything. :P

[SK VR4]

wait wait.. internal affairs? What did the police dept do wrong? is there someone they hired to call everybody who gets a ticket and reminds them to pay it? :eek: i want that job!

"Hey bitch, pay this ticket or 5 plain clothces police officers are going to come to your house while you sleep, steal your underwear, impregnat your sister and beat you with you own dog as a bludgeon....

"...."

"just kidding, your liscence was revoked HAHA bitch"

"but no fair, the police dept is responsible for holding my hand and wiping my ass all the way through the justice system. How was i supposed to know i got a ticket... whats that? What yellow copy i received. Oh that one? That doesnt count, i need a sticky note put on my fridge by the auburn PD every week so i can remember to take car of my own shit"

"thatll be $130... THANKS now smile for the fucking camera"