1BoMeXLeX
10-29-2002, 01:29 AM
okay, i did get this from an email, but thought that i would share.(does that work with the grammar prob.)
Watch out!!!
Disturbing Beer News Yesterday, University scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within
a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects;
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary.
Watch out!!!
Disturbing Beer News Yesterday, University scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into
women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within
a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects;
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing was considered necessary.