hilariousness on H-T

[Jess]

http://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1300926

n00bx0r i am..ok so i pretty much ordered all the turbo parts i needed for my car about a month ago(Civic SI-R Type-VTEC)..t3/t4 turbo..AEM coldair intake..DC sport racing headers 4-2-1..ebay BIG FMIC..HKS SSQ bov..tial wastegate..well me and my friend have been working on the car all week..for some reason..the turbo won't bolt on right onto the headers? did we order the wrong one?..he suggested bolting the turbo between the intake manifold and the actual cold air intake..i'm not sure that works..any suggestions?

[TheWill]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA :owned: :owned: :owned: :owned:

[easy2speed]

Sounds about like some of the people in Montgomery. :rolleyes:

[insert_car]

O..M..G..this has to be a joke....hahahaa.

i can't just picture them putting it on and wondering what the hell is going on. :rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh

[neoamd]

Sounds about like some of the people in Montgomery. :rolleyes:

Yep, one kid told VR4 Rob last night that he use to have an ES Stealh the ran 13.3's with just a short shifter, than it blew up. :D

[TheWill]

Yep, one kid told VR4 Rob last night that he use to have an ES Stealh the ran 13.3's with just a short shifter, than it blew up. :D


HAHA, got one better. A guy at my highschool told a bunch of people that he was street racing his eclipse and the guy that he was racing hit both of his buttons for NAWS and so did he and he blew his intake manifold... That sounds a little familiar

[VR4Rob]

Yep, one kid told VR4 Rob last night that he use to have an ES Stealh the ran 13.3's with just a short shifter, than it blew up. :D
Oh man, that was freaking hilarious. Vizions rules :P

[SK VR4]

i think i need to go to this meeting next time.

oh theyll LOVE me.

[easy2speed]

i think i need to go to this meeting next time.

oh theyll LOVE me.

They used to hate me when I would harass them, but lately I've been in the "get along with everyone" mood and I've actually gotten to know them. Most of them are cool and just misinformed about a lot of things. Once they understand things, they are cool. There are always some true dumbass ricers that hang out with them though.

[AccoRdINlySlo]

That has to be a joke.....lol

I remb one time with my bro's car some dude at the light said something was wrong with the car b/c he kept hearing hissing noises like I was loosing air from the motor when I would shift.

The best was my bro and I was at the Sonic out in Opelika when Team Nightmare had there get togethers, one guy on the phone telling his fren about the Teg and how it had a CAI but said it was weird bc it was in the front behind the grill and and looked like a radiator :rolllaugh

[Jon|Hazan]

or the guy who came over to our appt a couple weeks ago and tried to tell me how adding a chip to his dodge neon sxt AUTOMATIC made it go +160mph..

[Jon|Hazan]

i mean honestly, you can't hate these people because they're SERIOUSLY trying.. :O i once turned the boost knob the wrong way on my old car and ran 15-17 psi HARD for 1 minute. The FMU wasn't enough. It was detonating the whole time.

I put mobile 1 in my old car after 100k miles. I was scratching my head a year later while we were replaced the longblock.

Once time, i broke the key for the lock nuts on my wheels and couldn't figure out why... 2 mintues later i realized that i was turning the wrench the wrong way. (this was 5 weeks ago)

within 2 months, I'd hit 2 curbs and spent a total of 1200 in repairs. Later, the shop suggested the problem was a foggy and cracked windshield.

after i graduated from hs, i drove a galant for 2 years. no bs.

[Drew]

Yeah some people just need to put the tools down and step away from the car.

Up in deals gap last month, we were at a gas station and these podunk white trash hillbillies pulled up to the pump next to a guy that was with us who has a 93 cobra that's got around 550 hp with a Procharger D1 that is rediculosuly loud. The pulled up and you could hear them all talking about it looking at it wondering what was wrong and each one had his own theory ranging from a spun crank bearing to a failing steering pump.

He leaned over to them and told them it was a blower and they croweded around staring at the engine in amazement like it was baby Jesus in the manger.