Obike
08-17-2005, 02:41 PM
So I was taking the S College bus back home today (after the frickin frenzy that is always the first day of class, fucking freshman :D)... as we are pulling out of J&M bookstore there is a cop blocking 2/3rds of the turn lane. The bus driver signals the cop car to move, but I guess he was just too enthralled 69ing his car with the other cop because he refused to move. So the bus goes and as we are making the turn the back corner hits the cop car... AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
The cops immediately try and get the bus driver to move his car and the cop car "over" (which coincidentally would have made it look like it was the bus drivers fault), which the bus driver refused to do. While they were doing this I had hopped out and taken pictures with my camera phone (pictures pending since T-Mobile is being lame).
As I was taking pictures the cops came up to me and were threatening to arrest me for "tampering with the scene of a crime"... I simply replied "I dare you to arrest me... and while I'm in there I'll show these pictures to the Sgt and explain to him how you tried to illegally change the scene of a crime to make the bus driver look guilty. I'll also mention the fact that you were illegally parked eating lunch and refusing to move your fat ass (the cop still had jizz or mayonnaise or something on his lower lip)."
Funny as shit! Bus gets 1pt, cop gets none!
The cops immediately try and get the bus driver to move his car and the cop car "over" (which coincidentally would have made it look like it was the bus drivers fault), which the bus driver refused to do. While they were doing this I had hopped out and taken pictures with my camera phone (pictures pending since T-Mobile is being lame).
As I was taking pictures the cops came up to me and were threatening to arrest me for "tampering with the scene of a crime"... I simply replied "I dare you to arrest me... and while I'm in there I'll show these pictures to the Sgt and explain to him how you tried to illegally change the scene of a crime to make the bus driver look guilty. I'll also mention the fact that you were illegally parked eating lunch and refusing to move your fat ass (the cop still had jizz or mayonnaise or something on his lower lip)."
Funny as shit! Bus gets 1pt, cop gets none!