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Jess
11-06-2006, 11:39 AM
A few weeks ago (remember me telling you this story Rick?) I came home after work and switched on the TV. A somewhat-familiar face popped up on the news. A bank down the road got robbed and the guy's face they were showing looked a LOT like the guy who leases the office under mine downtown.

The news even said he drove away in a silver BMW. BUT they said 80's silver BMW and he clearly drives a late 90's, early 00's. I figured it must have just been a guy that looks just like him. I was about to pick up the phone and call the cops but then they said the part about the car so I changed my mind.

So, today we are having our weekly monday meeting and the guy's name comes up. i.e. "havent seen so-and-so in a while", then I brought up the thing about the bank robber that looked just like him, well in the meantime he has been captured and my boss and co-worker confirmed that this was, in fact the same guy.

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=43345

P.S. This guy would get hella pissed at me for rolling my chair around when I was working on servers, etc. (there are like 12 severs in my office, plus my workstation)

Adam
11-06-2006, 11:44 AM
So the standard... What was the guy like?

Jess
11-06-2006, 12:23 PM
Seemed pretty normal. Most of my interaction with him was either the regular "hi" or actually probably more frequent was me having to go downstairs to unlock his office (most offices have an interior and exterior door) because he was always locking himself out. :5-0:

Byrd
11-06-2006, 01:22 PM
Woah! That makes for a good story though

If there was a civil, laid back way to rob a bank.... he did it :foxnews:

How much did he get anyway?

Anderson
11-06-2006, 01:34 PM
Damn Jess, you shoulda called foo. I bet they woulda gave you a threesome as a reward!!!!!:partydanc

Jess
11-06-2006, 01:47 PM
They wouldnt disclose how much he got. He definitly didnt leave any in his office *cough*.

Damnit 3some denied........again.

ActiveAero
11-06-2006, 06:29 PM
Just a heads up for any potential bank robbers....don't do it. You dont' get crap and then it becomes federal so you have the FBI on your ass plus a usual 5 years or so tacked on to any sentence. That and I'm not aware of any bank robber in the 3 years since I've been here that has got away.

Most gas station attendants carry more cash than your average teller and don't have the zillion cameras watching your every move.

Zx RaTeD
11-06-2006, 11:15 PM
Wow! What a nice mask he had on. I couldn't even tell he was a fat fuck with all that crazy shit covering his face!

VDUBZ
11-07-2006, 02:34 AM
Most gas station attendants carry more cash than your average teller and don't have the zillion cameras watching your every move.

that's going to be a negative...seeing as though I am a bank teller and I do get the deposits from gas station attendants.

Adam
11-07-2006, 01:43 PM
Just a heads up for any potential bank robbers....don't do it. You dont' get crap and then it becomes federal so you have the FBI on your ass plus a usual 5 years or so tacked on to any sentence. That and I'm not aware of any bank robber in the 3 years since I've been here that has got away.

Most gas station attendants carry more cash than your average teller and don't have the zillion cameras watching your every move.

But, Fed prison is MUCH MUCH nicer than most state prisons...

If I was gonna get arrested, it'd be for a Federal crime...

Grider
11-07-2006, 02:28 PM
But, Fed prison is MUCH MUCH nicer than most state prisons...

If I was gonna get arrested, it'd be for a Federal crime...

Did you know they have conjugal visits there?

/Peter Gibbons

Zx RaTeD
11-07-2006, 03:01 PM
Did you know they have conjugal visits there?

/Peter Gibbons

Ha, who would need conjugal visits. I'm sure there are tons of guys there for you. It's not like the outsiders would know when you were released anyway. Right? Is this normal?! Haha, anyway, bank tellers usually have a shit ton of money! I see it all the time. Thousands upon thousands at least. Hell, they'll count out 10k right in front of me sometimes while I'm making a regular visit.

Obike
11-07-2006, 04:02 PM
Ha, who would need conjugal visits. I'm sure there are tons of guys there for you. It's not like the outsiders would know when you were released anyway. Right? Is this normal?! Haha, anyway, bank tellers usually have a shit ton of money! I see it all the time. Thousands upon thousands at least. Hell, they'll count out 10k right in front of me sometimes while I'm making a regular visit.

That's because they think you are going to rob them.

VDUBNDizzy
11-07-2006, 04:13 PM
Did you know they have conjugal visits there?

/Peter Gibbons


"I don't want to go to pound me in the ass prison."

And just for fun,.....

"Yes, I too am not a pussy."

:D