More effed up news from greater Columbia

[Jess]

Man in Santa Suit Kidnaps 8-year-old Girl (about 5 miles from my work)
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=45147

There is another story I havent found a link to and I'm pretty sure it's local. Some kid strangled his grandmother with christmas lights

Edit:nm that was Florida
http://www.local6.com/news/10553527/detail.html

Me and marcie went to the sub sandwich shop sunday night and saw a drug deal going bad and a guy was tazing another guy 15-20ft from us. "just keep walkin".

[Anderson]

They have some good subs, well worth the risk imho.:cheers: Want to borrow the ak for awhile? Walk around town with it, just so everyone knows you're the crazy terrorist dude. I'll get you a towel to...

[Jess]

I'll get you a towel to...

lollers

[Jess]

lollers

when the guy was getting tazed he was like "shit mang whatchu doin that shit for mang'

[dixond]

I'm probably the only one who feels this way... but I might want to move if I lived there.
From all of these stories, I think I'd be ok if I never set foot in Columbia for my entire life.

[Grider]

I'd move.

Marcie best be makin' mad bank to live around that shit. She at least got some pepper spray?

[Jess]

I'd move.

Marcie best be makin' mad bank to live around that shit. She at least got some pepper spray?

Nope, we're pretty much squooshy objects in an environment of fast-moving lead projectiles.

$$ isnt 'rollin in' quite yet but we are survivin. (keepin yo head above wata and all that). She's on a 2-year contract right now. 25% done with it.

[Grider]

Nope, we're pretty much squooshy objects in an environment of fast-moving lead projectiles.

$$ isnt 'rollin in' quite yet but we are survivin. (keepin yo head above wata and all that). She's on a 2-year contract right now. 25% done with it.

Hehe. And thanks :asshole:, I needed the Good Times theme stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Maybe the famdangly needs to pony up for some body armor. :D

[adam p]

this thread rules

[Zx RaTeD]

when the guy was getting tazed he was like "shit mang whatchu doin that shit for mang'

ROFL!! Really made me laugh! Damn son, that place sounds crazy!