Jess
03-10-2003, 04:17 PM
ACURA - Another Car Using Rice Additives
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AMC - Almost Makes Corners
AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
AUDI - All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW - Brings Me Women
CADILLAC - Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins
CAMARO - Can't America Make A Reliable One?
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET - Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
CHEVY - Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHEVY - Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep
CHRYSLER - Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
CHRYSLER - Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Lingering Engineering Research
DAEWOO - Does Any Engineer Wanna Own One?
DODGE - Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
DODGE - Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT - Fix It Again Townie
FIAT - Fortunately It's Already Totalled*
FIERO - Fuk, I Expected Reliable Operation*
FIREBIRD - Fix It Right Everytime But It Rarely Drives*
FORD - Fukker Only Runs Downhill
FORD - Found On Redneck's Driveway
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC - Generic Meathead Cruiser
HONDA - History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
IROC - I Race Other Cars
IROC - I Run Over Children
IROC - Italian Retard Out Cruising
IROC - I'm Really Out of Cash
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
JEEP - Jalopy Entitles Easy Pass*
KIA - Kick It Again
KIA - Keep It Away
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
MERCEDES - Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MUSTANG - Must Understand Such Toys Are No Good*
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PINTO - Please Insert Nickel To Operate
PLYMOUTH - Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nutcase, Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Slick As A Brick
SAAB - Servicing Always A Brainstorm*
VOLKSWAGEN - Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
VOLKSWAGEN - Very Old Low Kwality SideWays Angled Generally Enfuriating Nightmare
- (courtesy of my Jetta-driving roommate)
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AMC - Almost Makes Corners
AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
AUDI - All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW - Brings Me Women
CADILLAC - Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins
CAMARO - Can't America Make A Reliable One?
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET - Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
CHEVROLET - Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
CHEVY - Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHEVY - Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep
CHRYSLER - Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
CHRYSLER - Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Lingering Engineering Research
DAEWOO - Does Any Engineer Wanna Own One?
DODGE - Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
DODGE - Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT - Fix It Again Townie
FIAT - Fortunately It's Already Totalled*
FIERO - Fuk, I Expected Reliable Operation*
FIREBIRD - Fix It Right Everytime But It Rarely Drives*
FORD - Fukker Only Runs Downhill
FORD - Found On Redneck's Driveway
GMC - Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC - Generic Meathead Cruiser
HONDA - History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
IROC - I Race Other Cars
IROC - I Run Over Children
IROC - Italian Retard Out Cruising
IROC - I'm Really Out of Cash
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
JEEP - Jalopy Entitles Easy Pass*
KIA - Kick It Again
KIA - Keep It Away
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
MERCEDES - Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
MUSTANG - Must Understand Such Toys Are No Good*
OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PINTO - Please Insert Nickel To Operate
PLYMOUTH - Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC - Poor Old Nutcase, Thinks It's A Cadillac
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back
SAAB - Sad Attempt At Beauty
SAAB - Slick As A Brick
SAAB - Servicing Always A Brainstorm*
VOLKSWAGEN - Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
VOLKSWAGEN - Very Old Low Kwality SideWays Angled Generally Enfuriating Nightmare
- (courtesy of my Jetta-driving roommate)
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object