John Hazen

[linuxman51]

Avoid this guy at all costs.. he tried to come on to me earlier.... sphincter pucker factor of about 12 (of 10) on that queer...

[TheGuyWithTheMustang]

Where?? Online?

[Frosty_DUB]

I thought you were into manlove kenny?

[maxpsi]

Doesn't he post on here (ricemaster)?

I think his AIM is BlazenHazn if this is the person yall are talkin about.

[Jess]

Jon totally tried to do me in the butt earlier too. I didnt want to say anything, but now that the secret's out. We went to sonic and i got ketchup on my finger. he grabbed my hand and tried to lick it off. what a cockmaster.

Later on i was trying to test his boost gauge by blowing in it and he takes it from me and says 'no, you have to be more gental, do it like this' then proceeds to sensually lick the penis-like nub where the vac line goes to. i almost lost my lunch.

Then came the last straw. We're rolling down college and pull up next to a guy in a riced out civic. no, not Jons, a different one.

Me:'Why don't you race him at the light'
Jon: 'Yeah, id totally have anal sex with that guy'
Me: 'What?!?!?!'
Jon (stumbling over his words): 'I said id totally have races that EX guy'
Me: 'Whatever'

His dual exhaust fetish is simply a physical manifestation of his infatuation with the male anus. There I said it.

[Jon|Hazan]

you people are so sad....

And kenny who is this john hazen guy? Me and him should talk since our names are surprisingly similar, me being JON HAZAN ....douche bag

[maxpsi]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!! YOU GOT TOLD. :owned: Joking. Glad to finally meet you, Kenny. Good to see ya'll again! 8)

[linuxman51]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!! YOU GOT TOLD. :owned: Joking. Glad to finally meet you, Kenny. Good to see ya'll again! 8)

Yea it was fun.. if yall go to the track friday i'll probably hitch a ride

[Jess]

i might be up for the track friday. After busting my ass for the last couple weeks at work, last night was just what i needed. :D Weeeee

[maxpsi]

I am prolly going to head to B'ham Friday afternoon to meet up with Yosuke, and beg him to split the price of some race gas with me from Speedsouth. If you want a ride, tell me.