2007 aSpeed Forums Awards Categories

[Nstig8r]

Jason and I have been talking about this, and feel this could make for a few good threads. We thought it would be a good idea to start giving out annual awards for different things that have happened to forum members in the last year.

Instead of us coming up with the categories, we want you guys to suggest which ones you want, and then we will create a thread that everyone can vote for winners. This about some things that happened in the last year...

Here are a few sample awards we came up with:

- Best/Worst NSFW
- Best/Worst Car Purchase
- Strangest Occurance at a Meeting
- Strangest Attire at a Meeting
- Best/Worse Street Race
- Best/Worse NEWB
- Biggest Post Whoreb/c i'm a fag

Suggest Away!! We will wait a few days for the award list to build up...

[Jnic335i]

how about "Almost getting arrested at a meeting" haha

[TooSlowToCare]

nick gets post whore/fag. <3

[Nstig8r]

nick gets post whore/fag. <3

Since I would disagree to that, no voting yet!! JUST Categories for awards...

[Jnic335i]

Most funny/boring person

[TooSlowToCare]

Broke the most shit in the name of speed award.

[AUtigers350z]

nick gets post whore/fag. <3

I think Justin wins the post whore award with a whopping 5.00 posts per day. Nick is only at 3.xx :D

[easy2speed]

Yea, sounds like a cool idea. Those are all good categories. Do my car purchases count for awards?:D

[VR4Rob]

Dirtiest/cleanest car/truck award? :D

How about the 'Most likely to drive their car into a tree award.'

[linuxman51]

Broke the most shit in the name of speed award.

oooo thats me!

[Cavy47]

How about Most Speeding Tickets/Fines Award?

[Byrd]

Contributing member without running car
Best Project
Most improved Project
Most ghetto :eek:
Install Awards


I dunno, might inspire some to take more pictures and put up projects.

[TylerW]

Dirtiest car/truck award? :D

I'll take that one.:eek:

[I want something fast]

How about Coolest Non Car related thread

Coolest Car related thread

And Most Unique Expereince Thread.


Just to name a few.


Another good one would be a vote that would calculate Aspeed's biggest asshole of the year.


and one for nicest person.

[VDUBNDizzy]

oooo thats me!

Nah, I think I got you. lol

[zmasterB]

Nah, I think I got you. lol

I'm at least a close third :P

[VDUBNDizzy]

I'm at least a close third :P

Whatcha got on this? :P

http://www.krautfed.com/dizzy/Blown%20stuff/DSC05510.JPG

[TooSlowToCare]

Nah, I think I got you. lol

you're the reason for the category fool.:D

[AUtigers350z]

How about Most Speeding Tickets/Fines Award?

If your calculating tickets:years driving, I have to be in the top 5 at least :rolleyes: I'm sure Sam probably takes this one though.


Other ideas:
Gotta have a fastest car in aSpeed (1/4 time & WHP)
Most automobile knowledgeable
Cleanest looking car (import & domestic)
Ugliest looking car (import & domestic)
Owned the most cars (pending if Daniel can be included in this one :tard:)
Most JDM tyte car/member

Just a few suggestions :cool:

[AUtigers350z]

Whatcha got on this? :P

http://www.krautfed.com/dizzy/Blown%20stuff/DSC05510.JPG

Werdd.. Is that a Transformers helmet or a piston?

[zmasterB]

Whatcha got on this? :P

http://www.krautfed.com/dizzy/Blown%20stuff/DSC05510.JPG


I actually have one that looks very similar, but its not outta my motor lol........that's some good stuff right there :D

I have lots of these
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/zmasterb/z.jpg

[Pegasus_Red]

Contributing member without running car
Most ghetto :eek:



I dunno, might inspire some to take more pictures and put up projects.

:D

If the benz could make it... well
you get the idea

and I nominate Dixon for the nicest person and best random poster

[Jnic335i]

best driver at track day maybe a good one

[nissandrftr88]

How about Most Speeding Tickets/Fines Award?


I WIN!!!!!!!!!

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4681/l735ae867a16aafe6b7ed98uv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[VDUBNDizzy]

I have lots of these

I have a box full of those too. :D

[dixond]

Whatcha got on this? :P

http://www.krautfed.com/dizzy/Blown%20stuff/DSC05510.JPG

NSFW DO NOT CLICK (http://www.goatse.cz/hello.jpg)

[TooSlowToCare]

NSFW DO NOT CLICK (http://www.goatse.cz/hello.jpg)

You left that one waaaaay too open sir. Some examples:

1. "Why did you photograph your gaping asshole?"
2. "Why are you looking at gaping men's assholes?"
3. "Why the fuck would looking at a melted piston immediately lead you to post a link to a picture of a man's gaping asshole?"

need i go on?

[ChukiDori]

I WIN!!!!!!!!!

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4681/l735ae867a16aafe6b7ed98uv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Fuck! O.O

So like...how much money is that...

[Jess]

You left that one waaaaay too open sir. Some examples:

1. "Why did you photograph your gaping asshole?"
2. "Why are you looking at gaping men's assholes?"
3. "Why the fuck would looking at a melted piston immediately lead you to post a link to a picture of a man's gaping asshole?"

need i go on?

you just dont get it do you. intarweb noob.

[dixond]

.
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h118/dixond/Random/FunnyOutOfReach.jpg

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h118/dixond/Random/FlyingSharks.jpg
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h118/dixond/Random/flying_tanks.png
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h118/dixond/Random/Flying_kittens.jpg
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h118/dixond/Random/flying_dogs.jpg

[ChukiDori]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


YOU GOT GOATSED BY DIXON :rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh :rolllaugh

*smokes a cigg*....

[neoamd]

*smokes a cigg*....


http://smiliesftw.com/x/hsughugh.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

[ChukiDori]

Needed to chill out...Im good now. AND MY TIRES R HERE.

[TheWill]

Hahahahaha I lol'd Dixon your the man .

[funinthecav3]

LOL!!! Dixon you just made my day

[AUtigers350z]

.

LOL!

[militarymustang88gt]

If your calculating tickets:years driving, I have to be in the top 5 at least :rolleyes: I'm sure Sam probably takes this one though.


Other ideas:
Gotta have a fastest car in aSpeed (1/4 time & WHP)
Most automobile knowledgeable
Cleanest looking car (import & domestic)
Ugliest looking car (import & domestic)
Owned the most cars (pending if Daniel can be included in this one :tard:)
Most JDM tyte car/member

Just a few suggestions :cool:
i probaly can get atleast three of those the cleanest car being the 03 cobra, FASTEST IN THE 1/4 MILE, AND OWNED THE MOST CARS

[militarymustang88gt]

by the way that was daniel 88scgt and not me that posted the previous statement.

[zmasterB]

i probaly can get atleast three of those the cleanest car being the 03 cobra, FASTEST IN THE 1/4 MILE, AND OWNED THE MOST CARS

Dont know about the first one

WRONG

& WRONG.

Please come to Monkeytown to check the validity of the second claim ;)

I've owned 48 cars :eek: (Well 45 cars & 3 bikes)

[easy2speed]

If I count, I always have at least 10 cars. Sometimes more than 25. I have had 200+ last year alone. I don't think it's fair for me to be in that one, but I should be allowed in the coolest car purchase.


What does your fastest car run? Greyson or Michael have the cleanest cars - '07 and '08 models.:nutonit:

[Zx RaTeD]

Seems like a fun idea. I don't have any "good" ideas right now considering everything that's already been said.

[IronMonkey]

ricer of the year, most annoying threads, most successful projects...

[Jnic335i]

cleanest garage? and I Already know who wins that..... lol

[roadracer4life]

best driver at track day maybe a good one
:partydanc


ohhh right giggity giggity gooo!!!

[Zx RaTeD]

Most all-around "interesting" person.

Most helpful.

Largest backbone of aSpeed.

Most obnoxious.

Most unpredictable.

Coolest person!

Most reliable.

Most sexy man award!

[easy2speed]

Well let's get a list together and go ahead and make a nominations thread.

[Grider]

Well let's get a list together and go ahead and make a nominations thread.

I was going to do that this evening. Anybody else got more categories to add?

[Jess]

I was going to do that this evening. Anybody else got more categories to add?

best scrotum to shaft ratio. :)

[nissandrftr88]

Best stereo
Best nissan
Best toyota
Best honda
Best dumbestic
Best Bike
Best Burnout
Best project......(that was completed)
Badest Rims
Ugliest car
Slowest car
Fastest ET
Fastest Trap

[organic]

Best cook............:cool:

[TheWill]

Best cook............:cool:
Winnar goes to you.

[xamraci]

a5p33d g00d f311a

[TheWill]

a5p33d g00d f311a
NOPE:owned:

[xamraci]

NOPE:owned:


go spend 3-4k on something you wont do and get off the intrawebs:owned:

[TheWill]

:( :( :( :( :( .........:repost:

[xamraci]

:( :( :( :( :( .........:repost:


atleast you just got burned and I didnt break your knee caps, put your feet in a bucket full of concrete and send you to davvy jones locker in a 67 cadi...

you are LUCKY


a5p33d g00d f311a OUT

[VR4Rob]

Best/Worst Signature
Best/Worst Avatar

[xamraci]

Best/Worst Signature
Best/Worst Avatar


haha...I like that

[Grider]

Awesome ideas guys. I've gone through and removed duplicates and come up with almost 50 categories. Which is a shit-ton. We will come up with an easy to use nomination scheme over the weekend and post it up Monday.

[Jnic335i]

Awesome ideas guys. I've gone through and removed duplicates and come up with almost 50 categories. Which is a shit-ton. We will come up with an easy to use nomination scheme over the weekend and post it up Monday.

good deal

[ChukiDori]

<=Biggest Over thinker

[AUtigers350z]

Awesome ideas guys. I've gone through and removed duplicates and come up with almost 50 categories. Which is a shit-ton. We will come up with an easy to use nomination scheme over the weekend and post it up Monday.

You could always have each member fill out their ideas on each of the 50 questions and PM them to you guys, who will tally them up. Though I'm sure you (Mr. Technology) will come up with an easier way :D

[Zx RaTeD]

Awesome ideas guys. I've gone through and removed duplicates and come up with almost 50 categories. Which is a shit-ton. We will come up with an easy to use nomination scheme over the weekend and post it up Monday.

Sounds gravy!

[XSivPSI]

So are these going to be cash awards?

[VR4Dani]

So are these going to be cash awards?


I hope! :thumbsup: We could have an aspeed garage sale one Saturday at MMP to cover it.

[Grider]

So are these going to be cash awards?

http://www.craphound.com/images/sparemonopolymoney.jpg

[1.8t]

Most mis-leading username.

[jsta240]

Most mis-leading username.


hahaha

[I want something fast]

I hope! :thumbsup: We could have an aspeed garage sale one Saturday at MMP to cover it.
That would be really fun we should do that.

[IronMonkey]

most trash talk!

[funinthecav3]

Most STD's while in auburn. I nominate Nick Shoupe.

[AUtigers350z]

Most STD's while in auburn. I nominate Nick Shoupe.

+12o3u4oaofa83ruoafaLLLLLJLKJZf83 Nick Shewwppp I luh you.

[xamraci]

Most STD's while in auburn. I nominate Nick Shoupe.


hahaha...what I got from erics sister wasnt an STD and it was only a 2 letter acronym...;)

and I fucked more hoes when I lived at home....:confused:

[ChukiDori]

Erectile Dysfunction?

[xamraci]

Erectile Dysfunction?


you cant GIVE someone ED...I was talking about A "BLOW J"

hahahahaha....with the mouth

[ChukiDori]

With the mouth? As opposed to a blow job with.....???

Anywho, Off to work now. Have fun folding towels.

[xamraci]

With the mouth? As opposed to a blow job with.....???

Anywho, Off to work now. Have fun folding towels.

I assume you havent seen superbad

[funinthecav3]

Bahahahahaah!

[IronMonkey]

you cant GIVE someone ED...I was talking about A "BLOW J"

hahahahaha....with the mouth

WRONG!! Dont ask me how i know!

[jsta240]

Agreed

[Jnic335i]

Nick Wishes he could scratch my back like his mom and sister did

[xamraci]

Nick Wishes he could scratch my back like his mom and sister did


hahahahahahahahaha....even my mom had to sit down to reach your back and shes a midget

[Jnic335i]

hahahahahahahahaha....even my mom had to sit down to reach your back and shes a midget

I like it when she gets on her knees though so I can thrust it in her mouth:O

http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/oh%20snap.jpg

[xamraci]

I like it when she gets on her knees though so I can thrust it in her mouth:O

http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/oh%20snap.jpg


if she can give you head on her knees you must be on a stool or something...

[Veedubtrek]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9717/buttrd7.jpg

[Grider]

Cliffs: I'm working on it. Check General Discussion tomorrow evening.

I have not forgotten about this. Hopefully I'll have it up so you can nominate threads after the meet tomorrow. I would just throw up a thread, but getting the actual nomniees out of that is going to be rediculous because you assholes cannot stay on topic. :D So I gotta code a function for nominating a thread/post or member and have it throw into a database.

I have the a voting script, but I need to tweak it a bit to make it work right. It is somebody else's work and its not recording votes right, but I know what the problem is, just need to trace it out. So I'll be doing that at work tomorrow after I get the nomination script done. :D


- Best/Worst NSFW
- Best/Worst Car Purchase
- Strangest Occurance at a Meeting
- Strangest Attire at a Meeting
- Best/Worse Street Race
- Best/Worse NEWB
- Biggest Post Whore b/c i'm a fag
- She Done Blowed Up...Again (Broke the most shit in the name of speed award.)
- Dirtiest/Cleanest Car
- Dirtiest/Cleanest Truck
- Most Speeding Tickets/Fines 2007
- Best Project
- Most Improved Project
- Most Ghetto
- Coolest Non Car related thread
- Coolest Car related thread
- Most Unique Expereince Thread
- aSpeed BAOTY (Biggest Asshole of the Year)
- aSpeed GoodFella (Nicest ASpeed Member)
- Most Automobile Knowledgeable
- Most JDM tyte car/member
- Best/Worse Driver at Track Days
- Uncle Ben Memorial Award (Ricer of the Year)
- Most Annoying Thread
- Most all-around "interesting" person
- Most Helpful
- Most Obnoxious
- Most Unpredictable
- Most Reliable
- Best/Worst Signature
- Best/Worst Avatar
- Fastest ET (slip required)
- Fastest Trap (slip required)
- Most OG

[TheWill]

If you need help just let me know, i will let justins mom come over and give you one of her "special" Massages:3pjerk: :3pjerk: :3pjerk: :3pjerk:

[Zx RaTeD]

Nice! Haha, strangest attire at a meeting reminds me of that time I came out to the old meeting location to get my accounting notes back from Swine. I was wearing some pj bottoms that were too tight and too short, no shirt and no shoes or socks lol. I was also freezing my ass off but didn't wanna get outta study mode by taking the time to change clothes. Yeah, I'm weird.

[Jnic335i]

yeah she coined a nick name for wills wang called "the light-switch"

[AUtigers350z]

(01:20:34 PM) Tom: Let's try BBW
(01:20:47 PM) Tom: I mean BWW

Baahahaha! I just sprayed Mtn Dew out the sides of my mouf lolz.