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linuxman51
04-26-2003, 04:21 PM
Ricemaster went with maxpsi to run a corvette and a transam. He failed, however, to lock his car when he left, and while he was gone we unhooked his distributor, IAC, and loosened one of the preasure pipes to mess with him. Oh yea, the mcgowans wrote in the carbon on his bumper too :) (tune me and mufflaz i believe). All in good fun, nothing that could damage anything. As with most jokes, when you're on the recieving end its not quite as humorus.. Btw, just as a market survey, who here hasn't had their car (or one of their cars at some point) messed with? I got fragged by the loose chargepipe once (also had the heat turned all the way up on me in the middle of the summer, lights on, seat all the way forward and radio up as loud as it would go). Its all in good fun :woo:
Frosty_DUB
04-26-2003, 05:17 PM
As with most jokes, when you're on the recieving end its not quite as humorus
NO, just YOUR jokes because you arent funny. I dont mind people making fun of me IF THEY ARE FUNNY. You just fucking nitpick and you are the only one that thinks shit is funny. You act like you're in middle school.
Grow up.
linuxman51
04-26-2003, 06:26 PM
ok lunch box, when have i nitpicked?
And I believe I wasn't the only person laughing..
grizoove
04-26-2003, 06:49 PM
this is going to turn into an internet jerry springer isnt it.
linuxman51
04-26-2003, 06:54 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Frosty_DUB
04-26-2003, 11:35 PM
ok lunch box, when have i nitpicked?
And I believe I wasn't the only person laughing..
This is what im talking about. Im mostly talking about you joking on me when you arent funny. Lunch box? ok thats not funny at all. Um you drive a freakin volvo. yea its faster than most ricers but who cares. its a volvo. its gay. its ugly. whocares if it runs 14's. its ugly. its a freaking soccermom-mobile.
You act so cocky for some reason i dont understand why, you have no reason to be cocky whatsoever.
oooh you called me lunchbox. whooptie fuck. Stop acting so damn gay all the time.
AU RSX-S
04-27-2003, 12:47 AM
DRAMA! I see enough of it everyday GEEZ!
Frosty_DUB
04-27-2003, 04:31 AM
haha whatever cam-ron.
grizoove
04-27-2003, 11:42 AM
What about shopping cart.
jk clint :wink:
linuxman51
04-27-2003, 12:53 PM
ok lunch box, when have i nitpicked?
And I believe I wasn't the only person laughing..
This is what im talking about. Im mostly talking about you joking on me when you arent funny. Lunch box? ok thats not funny at all. Um you drive a freakin volvo. yea its faster than most ricers but who cares. its a volvo. its gay. its ugly. whocares if it runs 14's. its ugly. its a freaking soccermom-mobile.
You act so cocky for some reason i dont understand why, you have no reason to be cocky whatsoever.
oooh you called me lunchbox. whooptie fuck. Stop acting so damn gay all the time.
:roll:
hm. Krylon wheels. You never addressed nitpicking, which was your main argument the first time. This time you attack my car and then me. Woohooo. Welcome to middle school clint. Also, in case you hadn't heard (or chose to ignore, since that was the basis for most of your frostylicous comeback) I'm not cocky about my car.. I beat what i beat and I lose to the rest I have no misconceptions about it, what it is, and how well it works. It does just fine for whats in it and the amount invested...
And last time i checked, the ol square civic wasn't cleaning up all the best of show prizes at the car shows. Its gay, its square, who cares that the wheels are white, its still a civic.
Jon|Hazan
04-27-2003, 03:16 PM
Cool. Thats the story alright. You know my feelings so i'm not about to start an argument on an internet board just so nothing can be acomplished. Just let it be known that what happened that night is only a small part of why i'm pissed off.
maxpsi
04-27-2003, 03:46 PM
Since JOHN doesn't care to argue over something that was done to HIS car, then I think this stupid ass thread should be locked (as if). Clint and Kenny, go bitch somewhere else. You are taking up bandwidth. :moon: :takeit: :lol:
linuxman51
04-27-2003, 08:41 PM
pray tell whats the rest? the dual exhaust joke? If it bothered you that much, all you hada do was say so..
Frosty_DUB
04-27-2003, 11:27 PM
:roll:
hm. Krylon wheels. You never addressed nitpicking, which was your main argument the first time. This time you attack my car and then me. Woohooo. Welcome to middle school clint. Also, in case you hadn't heard (or chose to ignore, since that was the basis for most of your frostylicous comeback) I'm not cocky about my car.. I beat what i beat and I lose to the rest I have no misconceptions about it, what it is, and how well it works. It does just fine for whats in it and the amount invested...
And last time i checked, the ol square civic wasn't cleaning up all the best of show prizes at the car shows. Its gay, its square, who cares that the wheels are white, its still a civic.
I never said my car was nice. Just nicer than yours. Your just cocky in general and your attitude annoys me. My wheels were spraypainted with duplicolor not krylon( big difference huh). I could have told everyone i got them powdercoated and no one could tell unless you stare at them. I painted them cuz the white was shitty. Yes its a civic. You are a smart one.
A418t81
04-27-2003, 11:46 PM
I personally think this is ridculous. Frosty, you don't like Kenny and we all know it. Kenny, you pick on Frosty, didn't know that you pissed him off, and now he's bitching about it. John, my car got screwed w/ during my stage 3 install......I made it abundantly clear that I didn't appreciate it and it never happened again. Unless you tell people in a non-joking manner that you are serious, they are just going to consider you a good sport. Just remember, people usually pick on others if they like them, or they are jealous (i'm serious).....
grizoove
04-27-2003, 11:50 PM
you a good sport. Just remember, people usually pick on others if they like them, or they are jealous (i'm serious).....
Damn, no one picks on me. hmmmmmm I guess I am too cool :roll:
quattro
04-27-2003, 11:51 PM
Ol' papa greyson comes in and and saves the day. :wink:
WiggiE
04-27-2003, 11:55 PM
FUCK THAT.....keep arguing!
AU RSX-S
04-27-2003, 11:56 PM
Ol' papa greyson comes in and and saves the day. :wink:
We'll just call him Santa from now on. :wink:
A418t81
04-28-2003, 12:21 AM
Ol' papa greyson comes in and and saves the day. :wink:
We'll just call him Santa from now on. :wink:
Weirdo.... :lol:
linuxman51
04-28-2003, 12:28 AM
Fine. whatever. John man, it was all meant as a joke, I like your car (perhaps not the styling I would choose, but its cool). If i'd known in advance it was gonna get you like that, I wouldn't have. it was meant as a joke and nothing more, and you seemed to be taking it in stride. If you'd asked me to, I'da put it all back on. If it was that bigga deal, you shoulda said somethin.
Clint.. Eat my ass
AccoRdINlySlo
04-28-2003, 01:53 AM
Well I'll admit that yes everything was funny but only to a certain point. I'll say the writing on the back was funny but fuking with the motor was too far. To me I would have gotten mad like John is. If that was me, I would have stabbed or cap someone for fuking with my car. Writing on it is one thing, but going to the point of actually going into it and touching things not urs is too far.
As for the bitchin...keep it goin..makes a good point. I can honestly say I'm with Frosty on this one.
I have both male and female genitalia.
Frosty_DUB
04-28-2003, 08:03 AM
Blah whatever.
Jess, i saw those pics of your car on the 240 forum. :shock: :shock: :shock:
1BoMeXLeX
04-28-2003, 11:42 AM
why people gotta fuck shit around.....i mean fuck
but greyson said it was causae he liked you
ewww... kenny likes john
kenny and john sittin in a tree......okay im done
someone else keep it going
linuxman51
04-28-2003, 01:12 PM
Well I'll admit that yes everything was funny but only to a certain point. I'll say the writing on the back was funny but fuking with the motor was too far. To me I would have gotten mad like John is. If that was me, I would have stabbed or cap someone for fuking with my car. Writing on it is one thing, but going to the point of actually going into it and touching things not urs is too far.
you were chuckling about it the whole time it was going on and remember I wasn't the only one messing with stuff. I did something similar to his gallant and he played it off after the fact, i figured the same thing would happen with the civic.. I wouldn't mess with someones car in such a way as to damage it, and i can understand people not wanting their stuff messed with. I wouldn't do that to a complete stranger for the reasons you just listed. 'Sides, its not like we were in it stealin shit ;)
AU RSX-S
04-28-2003, 01:20 PM
Well, I think the lesson to be learned here is don't fuck with people's cars. I'm not trying to take sides but if someone had done that to my car terrible things would happen to them. :lol:
I think we also learned not to fuck other peoples cars. I mean unleaded in your pee-hole stings like a mutha-bish. I'm tellin ya!
ActiveAero
04-28-2003, 01:37 PM
Same here. It doesn't matter to me if its something that can hurt it or not. Don't mess with my car if I'm not around.
1. If I didn't know who did it I could be thinking that something major is wrong.
2. If it was in an emergency I can get over some writing on the bumper, but the car not starting and me needing it for life/death purposes ASAP would not be cool.
If Kenny's Volvo and Clint's Civic are both gay then maybe they should get together in the parking lot sometime. :wink:
I'll stick to my heterosexual Integra.
AccoRdINlySlo
04-28-2003, 01:45 PM
Wat if I was laughin the whole time??? Did I touch anything? FUK NO!! Did my laughing "mess" wit his car?NOPE! I wasn't goin to b a lil bitch that nite and tell everyone to stop wat everyone was doing and all. Its not my car and not my place to say.
1BoMeXLeX
04-28-2003, 02:15 PM
kennys car is still slow
but he blames it on aerodynamics
top end is where its at boi
Matt Harris
04-28-2003, 02:42 PM
I don't know why everybody is giving Kenny crap here. Every one of us that was there was laughing, so don't bother denying it. Silence is a sign of acquiesance if not support.
Nothing was done that would harm the car in any way. While I am not advocating messing with other peoples cars, there is/was a pre-existing relationship between Kenny and John which indicated such playing around was both acceptable and expected. I think we all could sense that.
And if, in this case, it went too far for John's good humor and upset him, well then Kenny is now aware of that. However based on John's reactions to past jokes I don't think you can blame Kenny for doing what he did. It was all meant in good fun whether it was taken that way or not.
So stop coming down on Kenny about this, because that's extremely lame. It's like a mob mentality where everybody is shouting, "Burn the heathen!" and so somebody takes up a torch and lights the sucker on fire. You don't go back later and say, "Damn, what an ass-hole." Because at the time you were eager to see him burst into flames. Contrition is a perfectly acceptable attitude in this situation, though not one that I hold to. Regardless, slamming Kenny just doesn't make any sense.
linuxman51
04-28-2003, 03:06 PM
She's a witch! Burn Her!
So, what your saying is.......if she weighs less than a duck......THEN SHE'S A WITCH!
..was a pre-existing relationship between Kenny and John which indicated such playing around was both acceptable and expected. I think we all could sense that.
holy crap. I thought i was the only one who saw that. Those guys are soo ghey for eachother its not even funny. Kenny told me to keep that stuff secret, but i guess the cat's out of the bag
but seriously this is getting blown way out of proportin and even though i wasnt there you're totally right about people laughing along and then 'switching sides'
grow up before i have to kick all of your asses
Matt Harris
04-28-2003, 03:33 PM
..was a pre-existing relationship between Kenny and John which indicated such playing around was both acceptable and expected. I think we all could sense that.
holy crap. I thought i was the only one who saw that. Those guys are soo ghey for eachother its not even funny. Kenny told me to keep that stuff secret, but i guess the cat's out of the bag
but seriously this is getting blown way out of proportin and even though i wasnt there you're totally right about people laughing along and then 'switching sides'
grow up before i have to kick all of your asses
I mean, seriously...
How could people not notice how hot Kenny is for John's ass?
WiggiE
04-28-2003, 04:08 PM
So, if we can't dogg Kenny, can we dogg on John then? For being a little bitch and not knowing when to say rape.....woops....I mean stop? But then again it's not rape if he condones it.
Jon|Hazan
04-28-2003, 06:14 PM
Ok, well i shouldn't post this but i will anyways....
What happened with my car didn't mean anything. That really doesn't bother me at all. What happened between myself and kenny was strictly between myself and kenny. it really is none of everyone elses buisness, and i dont want to hear this bullshit about people attacking kenny. Don't pull him into this as the bad guy, it's a simple conflict between two people. If you have something personal with kenny, take it up with him. but do not attack him and claim it in my defense. I want nothing to do with that.
If you are are confused as to why i am so upset with kenny over such a small thing, then you obviously don't know the half of it. You don't know me, and you probably never will, but its much much more than just a disconnected charge pipe, or an unpluged Map sensor, its a whole lot deeper than that. However, if your panties are STILL wet and would like to know, then call me (314) 229-9291, and i will tell you my reasons. But i will state again, this thread wasn't your one and only chance to atack kenny, when its about something that has nothing to fucking do with you. If you have personal issues against him, take it up with the man himself.
Please someone lock this thread. It's over, so drop it.
eSpyder99
04-28-2003, 06:19 PM
It was only a matter of time before one of these kinds of threads happened again. Too much drama for me...
On a sidenote, whoever has the fucking sig. that is making it to where you have to use that bottom scroll thing to read what everybody has said... CHANGE IT!!! that shit is anoying... Atleast I think that's what's causing it, cause the 1st page of this thread is fine, but the 2nd isn't :?:
WiggiE
04-28-2003, 06:37 PM
BTW, my panties are still wet. 8)
ActiveAero
04-28-2003, 11:28 PM
A gay guy said I was "cute" in Tae-kwon-do class today. :? Thought I'd share.
linuxman51
04-29-2003, 12:24 AM
mm havent gotten that one yet..
AccoRdINlySlo
04-29-2003, 02:25 AM
Jon you just posted ur # so some guy will call you. I think we're all catchin on now :lol:
im gonna call jon and arrange some hott buttsechs. c'mon jon you know you want it....again :wink: :moon: :oz:
linuxman51
04-29-2003, 11:22 AM
jess... i thought you gave and recieved? :bj: :takeit:
Is there anything really substanative left in this thread or can I just close this thing?
grizoove
04-29-2003, 01:17 PM
close it
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