Hillary Clinton Fund raiser. Act now!

[linuxman51]

Dear Friends and Relatives:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton 's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper fire. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the Washington , DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson & Barak Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,

Hillary Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

[ChukiDori]

When i read up to 5 million dollars and hillary clinton I thought this was serious.

Lol?

[linuxman51]

you need to read the whole thing and stop being a noob. :fuckoff: :bang:

[ChukiDori]

I did. I never said i didint read the whole thing,I merely said that Untill i got to "Hillary clinton" I thought it was serious. Therefore implying I no longer thought it was serious as I CONTINUED reading.

[TooSlowToCare]

Lol?

I did. I never said i didint read the whole thing,I merely said that Untill i got to "Hillary clinton" I thought it was serious. Therefore implying I no longer thought it was serious as I CONTINUED reading.

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[ActiveAero]

Donated! Go Hillary go!

[AUtigers350z]

Hahahaha. Very nice Kenny :)

[ChukiDori]

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Its funny, Im just a bit torn because I rather like Hillary clinton at this point.

[Obike]

Its funny, Im just a bit torn because I rather like Hillary clinton at this point.

Know how I know you're gay?

[ChukiDori]

How about you shut the fuck up. I was half inclined to knock you on your fucking ass at the "You LOOK like an anime fag" comment, and as time goes by I find myself loosing reservation. Dont think I wont? Keep pushing.

[phillyd]

How about you shut the fuck up. I was half inclined to knock you on your fucking ass at the "You LOOK like an anime fag" comment, and as time goes by I find myself loosing reservation. Dont think I wont? Keep pushing.

So are you gay?

[ChukiDori]

Indeed.

However, That does not automaticaly mean I have had sex with guys. I Realize its a Sin and its socially unacceptable so ive pretty much lived a celebate lifestyle. Sexual Orientation is defined by the existance of the emotional need, Not so much performing the act, the act follows from the emotional need and can be controlled.

I myself though am very homophobic. True homophobia is not so much the hating of homosexuality, But the fear of Being associated with, or recognized as such. (Hence why most self proclaming straight people feel the need to dissociate themselves with hate) I strongly dislike being recognized as "homosexual" because regardless of what one conciousely admits, the recognition always exists subconciously and makes one uncomfortable, and the last thing i want to do is make people uncomfortable.

But since you asked I will hardly lie about it.

[I want something fast]

This is all I have to say.
http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB101009.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B4F8DB933-C6F8-4832-836E-11049793861B%7D

[Obike]

How about you shut the fuck up. I was half inclined to knock you on your fucking ass at the "You LOOK like an anime fag" comment, and as time goes by I find myself loosing reservation. Dont think I wont? Keep pushing.

No... I really don't. And if you do "knock me on my fucking ass", be forewarned... my ass is not for fucking and is just a plain ol' exit only. Feel free to e-threaten, it will only make me laugh.

















Anime fag.

Indeed.

However, That does not automaticaly mean I have had sex with guys. I Realize its a Sin and its socially unacceptable so ive pretty much lived a celebate lifestyle. Sexual Orientation is defined by the existance of the emotional need, Not so much performing the act, the act follows from the emotional need and can be controlled.

I myself though am very homophobic. True homophobia is not so much the hating of homosexuality, But the fear of Being associated with, or recognized as such. (Hence why most self proclaming straight people feel the need to dissociate themselves with hate) I strongly dislike being recognized as "homosexual" because regardless of what one conciousely admits, the recognition always exists subconciously and makes one uncomfortable, and the last thing i want to do is make people uncomfortable.

But since you asked I will hardly lie about it.

Quoted to make sure it never disappears.

[phillyd]

Indeed.

However, That does not automaticaly mean I have had sex with guys. I Realize its a Sin and its socially unacceptable so ive pretty much lived a celebate lifestyle. Sexual Orientation is defined by the existance of the emotional need, Not so much performing the act, the act follows from the emotional need and can be controlled.

I myself though am very homophobic. True homophobia is not so much the hating of homosexuality, But the fear of Being associated with, or recognized as such. (Hence why most self proclaming straight people feel the need to dissociate themselves with hate) I strongly dislike being recognized as "homosexual" because regardless of what one conciousely admits, the recognition always exists subconciously and makes one uncomfortable, and the last thing i want to do is make people uncomfortable.

But since you asked I will hardly lie about it.

Understood. And as long as you don't try and grab my package or anything crazy like that I am not really uncomfortable being around you or any other person that has a different 'sexual orientation' than me.

As far as people commenting on the iterweb...you're gonna just have to get over that IMO. People say, including you, some bold things on the net that they would never say in person and mean it.

[ChukiDori]

smartass

[xamraci]

If Mccain Stands no chance...Hil is gonna get my funds...


and on the note of Holdens Sexuality...if anyone here has a legit problem with it...you need to rethink your approach to life. What someone does or who someone is is just that...if it doesnt affect you it doesnt ultimately concern you...

And anyone throwing shit up in peoples faces about WHO they are or the choices they make...

Ben-dont go around fucking children like you used to when you first moved to auburn...or should I say marinating...?

Same goes for SEVERAL of the other shit heads on here who talk shit to Holden or are offended by his behavior...guys who are 21-22 years old and fucking 15-16 year old girls need to rethink their shit and realize what they are doing is ILLEGAL and if Holden makes the choice to do anything with another person of his sex/gender then he has a legal right to do so(with in the constraints of age/choice).

That being said...Phil embodies many peoples take on the matter...if I am not being advanced upon I am more than comfortable with anyone...I dont like women making advances at me...in turn I dont like PEOPLE period making advances towards me. Holden is and ultimately will be my friend no matter his sexual considerations.

And I am not jumping on Holdens side cause he is my new G-home slice...I am doing it because for those of you who havent given the kid a chance in person...he is pretty awesome to be around. Has something to say and doesnt fucking ramble about constant bullshit to everyone like some people from this board who dish the shit to him. Kids down and out legit with me and has been since I met him in person. MUCH Like most of the clowns on here I hated at first but met and gave them a chance to make a personal impression and not one founded on internet comments. Most people would fucking hate me if they ONLY knew me from this forum/internet...granted some people still do but either way, those of you who know me KNOW me and know that my judgement is founded on much more than what someone says about another or what I read on an internet forum.

BOT

I am considering putting a Hillary08 and McCain08 Sticker on my car side by side:thumbsup:

[xamraci]

No... I really don't. And if you do "knock me on my fucking ass", be forewarned... my ass is not for fucking and is just a plain ol' exit only. Feel free to e-threaten, it will only make me laugh.

















Anime fag.



Quoted to make sure it never disappears.

another waste of space for your internet agenda...Please return to programming video games and adhering to a strict inability to adapt socialy

[ChukiDori]

No... I really don't. And if you do "knock me on my fucking ass", be forewarned... my ass is not for fucking and is just a plain ol' exit only. Feel free to e-threaten, it will only make me laugh.

















Anime fag.



Quoted to make sure it never disappears.

Actually...you are far from Attractive IMO so I dont see why youd feel compelled to make such a warning. And I tend to have good tastes.

[phillyd]

Welp, this thread should get nominated for something in the next round of aSpeed awards.

[phillyd]

Actually...you are far from Attractive IMO so I dont see why youd feel compelled to make such a warning. And I tend to have good tastes.

Take it easy cowboy.:rolleyes:

[driftmagic1]

this is really sad !

[LT16speedTA]

+1 to Nick. When I first met Holden through another car forum I gave him a good amount of shit; however, after meeting him and hanging out with him I would consider him a good friend of mine and I do not feel uncomfortable around him. He is here because he is interested in automobiles just like all of us, its just a shame some of you can't grow the up and leave it at that.

What I find to be the most funny is that the two that talk the most shit towards holden (Obike and Nstigatr) didn't have shit to say to him in person when he was present and introducing himself at the meet, TGP, or at MMP.

[phillyd]

+1 to Nick. When I first met Holden through another car forum I gave him a good amount of shit; however, after meeting him and hanging out with him I would consider him a good friend of mine and I do not feel uncomfortable around him. He is here because he is interested in automobiles just like all of us, its just a shame some of you can't grow the up and leave it at that.

What I find to be the most funny is that the two that talk the most shit towards holden (Obike and Nstigatr) didn't have shit to say to him in person when he was present and introducing himself at the meet, TGP, or at MMP.


I believe a lot of, in your words, "shit" is talked because of the posts that Chucki makes to begin with. I am fairly confident that most if not all the posts nstig8tr has made have been spot on and put Chucki in his rightful place. I am not necessarily condoning said comments but sometimes people need to be given a reality-ish check. I believe Chucki's responses are often much harsher and possibly more hateful than any or all comments made by other individuals towards him. I cannot speak for Obike, I do not support nor do I condone any of his actions.

Additionally, if someone can't take some heat on the net, Gay/Lesbo/Bi/ or physical/mental/sociological condition they possess then just put the mouse down and find another hobby. Everybody does a little and gives some razzle from time to time. Take it or leave it.

[ChukiDori]

I have an inferiority complex and i am very defensive. On the internet it is very difficult for me to determine someones intent based on text and i am quick to assume the worst. A few of you seem to live up to your internet persona in person, So I expect the same out of anyone i havent met.

[LT16speedTA]

I believe a lot of, in your words, "shit" is talked because of the posts that Chucki makes to begin with. I am fairly confident that most if not all the posts nstigatr has made have been spot on and put Chucki in his rightful place. I am not necessarily condoning said comments but sometimes people need to be given a reality-ish check. I believe Chucki's responses are often much harsher and possibly more hateful than any or all comments made by other individuals towards him. I cannot speak for Obike, I do not support nor do I condone any of his actions.

Additionally, if someone can't take some heat on the net, Gay/Lesbo/Bi/ or physical/mental/sociological condition they possess then just put the mouse down and find another hobby. Everybody does a little and gives some razzle from time to time. Take it or leave it.

Agreed, now that I think about it Nstig8r hasn't really talked much shit about chuki he just wanted to ban him. lol

[Obike]

+1 to Nick. When I first met Holden through another car forum I gave him a good amount of shit; however, after meeting him and hanging out with him I would consider him a good friend of mine and I do not feel uncomfortable around him. He is here because he is interested in automobiles just like all of us, its just a shame some of you can't grow the up and leave it at that.

What I find to be the most funny is that the two that talk the most shit towards holden (Obike and Nstigatr) didn't have shit to say to him in person when he was present and introducing himself at the meet, TGP, or at MMP.

First and only time I met him was at TGP, I did talk to him. I never met him at the meet or at MMP as I was working on my Senior Design. I didn't like him when I met him and he wasn't "helping the cause" by his posts here... but apparently you aren't allowed to dislike people because it's just not PC :cool: Do I have a problem with him? No... but it is highly amusing to poke fun at him. Hell, I do it to other people and others do it to me (must I mention all the young girl comments I get constantly on the board and at least 5 every meet). Do I get butt hurt? Nope.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he just made the claim of being gay just so people would be all like "Oh man, I'm sorry I said those things because I didn't know you were!" Sorry, but I don't regret anything I've said and I don't care how much of an asshole it makes me look like.

I'm not jumping on the "back up Holden" pink wagon, but all you other bandwagoners can :cool:

[zmasterB]

FWIW I've never felt like Holden was looking at my junk or checking me out, I've never felt "uncomfortable" around him either.


Nick did grab my ass one time tho :pics: :O

[dixond]

I have a small penis :(

/hopingalittleselfdepricatinghumorcanlightenthemood?

[ChukiDori]

And dixon succeeds. Although theres no need to depreciate yourself.

And no I didint make it up. But its been said before, It is just the internet. And I take things way to seriously.

[LT16speedTA]

FWIW I've never felt like Holden was looking at my junk or checking me out, I've never felt "uncomfortable" around him either.


Nick did grab my ass one time tho :pics: :O

QFT!:rolllaugh

[Veedubtrek]

Sorry, but I don't regret anything I've said and I don't care how much of an asshole it makes me look like.

If I were you I'd feel the same way... I mean, you really can't be thought of as any bigger of an asshole anyway, I'm pretty sure you're maxed out in that department. Nothing you could do from this point on (or really any point in the past year or so) would remotely stand a chance of redeeming you as a person so why even try, right?

[1.8t]

WTF just happened in this thread?

[Nstig8r]

Here is how I feel about ole' chunkidorki from an older post:

(http://forums.aspeedracing.com/showthread.php?t=9432&page=2)

That's just it... There is no need to post, repost, or reply to everything you see. I don't think anyone here doesn't want more members, as long as the signal-to-noise ratio stays down. NO ONE likes reading peoples' passing thoughts or re-reading something that was already posted about week before. Intelligent conversation is the only thing that the people who hate you request...

Maybe it is just an age thing... I don't think I have met an old post whore before...

That, and of course, the bottom line of my sig...

Also, as people who know me will attest, I am not an asshole, but I don't mince words in real life either. There is no "fairy-tail" me on the internet. I don't feel that I need to have a level of acceptance of anyone or anything that I dislike. This is America, dammit. If I don't like faggots, post whores, drifters, or people who live in mythical worlds, I have every right to be perfectly comfortable saying that... The fact that Chunkidori embodies all of these and flaunts it tends to make him especially disagreeable to me.

[Zx RaTeD]

Too much BS to read after Chuck Fuck turned gay, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say this thread sucks and I'd never vote for a woman as president, and if she gets elected, I hope she gets fucking murdered.

[ActiveAero]

WTF just happened in this thread?

I can't decide if it's epic win or fail. Is it possible to be a combo of both?

[driftmagic1]

Too much BS to read after Chuck Fuck turned gay, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say this thread sucks and I'd never vote for a woman as president, and if she gets elected, I hope she gets fucking murdered.

and if she gets murdered we will all look at you

[gangsta coupe]

WOW


As for Hillary...
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e247/hilljae/bull%20shit%20forum%20pics/fps_doug_spray.jpg

[driftmagic1]

haha

[ChukiDori]

Too much BS to read after Chuck Fuck turned gay, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say this thread sucks and I'd never vote for a woman as president, and if she gets elected, I hope she gets fucking murdered.


No one simply "turns gay" Ive been to plenty of therapists who will agree. Even Military doctors , who will also say there is no way to "turn" straight. You are implying there is a choice involved.

*edit* And apparantly the only reasonable choices are Obama and Clinton. Hillary is the lesser of two evils IMO. Shes still conservative enough and lower risk. Obama strikes me as Anti-christ material

[Crankee]

BUMP for post count. LOL

[ChukiDori]

Here is how I feel about ole' chunkidorki from an older post:

(http://forums.aspeedracing.com/showthread.php?t=9432&page=2)



That, and of course, the bottom line of my sig...

Also, as people who know me will attest, I am not an asshole, but I don't mince words in real life either. There is no "fairy-tail" me on the internet. I don't feel that I need to have a level of acceptance of anyone or anything that I dislike. This is America, dammit. If I don't like faggots, post whores, drifters, or people who live in mythical worlds, I have every right to be perfectly comfortable saying that... The fact that Chunkidori embodies all of these and flaunts it tends to make him especially disagreeable to me.

I dont think ive ever "flaunted" any of the things you discribed...I wasnt consciously aware i was being a post whore..I rarely post about drifting, If anything I definitely havent flaunted being a faggot , i suppose that just passivly leaked from subconcious somewhere., I ..dont think I live in a mythical world can you cite some examples of this to help prove your point?? And yes you have every right to hate what you want...But you should make sure you are hating them for the proper reasons and not due to a lack of understanding. I personnaly hate "faggots" . I believe you cannot choose how you feel, but you CAN choose how you act. I probably deserve to be hated based on my actions.

[Zx RaTeD]

No one simply "turns gay" Ive been to plenty of therapists who will agree. Even Military doctors , who will also say there is no way to "turn" straight. You are implying there is a choice involved.

*edit* And apparantly the only reasonable choices are Obama and Clinton. Hillary is the lesser of two evils IMO. Shes still conservative enough and lower risk. Obama strikes me as Anti-christ material

I could care less if you're gay. I don't even fucking know you. Jesus. You're just text on the internet as far as I'm concerned. You can take it up the ass all day and suck all of the cocks that you want, I don't give a shit. Besides, wtf are you talking about? Where did I imply anything? Fuck off! I wasn't even talking to you bitch!

[Zx RaTeD]

and if she gets murdered we will all look at you

And everyone will see my smiling just like I got through fucking 20 virgin experienced strippers.

[driftmagic1]

And everyone will see my smiling just like I got through fucking 20 virgin experienced strippers.
hahaha

[I want something fast]

Nick did grab my ass one time tho :pics: :O

Me too.

[linuxman51]

anyone else find it hilariously ironic that we've got an 'out' in a Hillary thread?

[A418t81]

Holden nobody here hates you because of what you think your sexuality might be. And if they do, they are probably repressing some shit they haven't dealt with yet. I personally don't believe its a choice, that would be like somebody choosing to be black ( ;)) Some may dislike you, but there's always somebody or a few people in any group whom you won't get along with, who cares.

What was the point of all this again?

[linuxman51]

What was the point of all this again?

shhh, hes a fag, don't talk to him.

Oh heeb, the deal with the starter... blew out the 1 way clutch in it. fuckin xede.

[xamraci]

Holden nobody here hates you because of what you think your sexuality might be. And if they do, they are probably repressing some shit they haven't dealt with yet. I personally don't believe its a choice, that would be like somebody choosing to be black ( ;)) Some may dislike you, but there's always somebody or a few people in any group whom you won't get along with, who cares.

What was the point of all this again?


well said

[xamraci]

+1 to Nick. When I first met Holden through another car forum I gave him a good amount of shit; however, after meeting him and hanging out with him I would consider him a good friend of mine and I do not feel uncomfortable around him. He is here because he is interested in automobiles just like all of us, its just a shame some of you can't grow the up and leave it at that.

What I find to be the most funny is that the two that talk the most shit towards holden (Obike and Nstigatr) didn't have shit to say to him in person when he was present and introducing himself at the meet, TGP, or at MMP.

quoted for win quality

out and out...Holden is a friend and thats about how I see it:happyFU:

[CPMaverick]

So Chuki is a gay virgin, why am I not surprised.

I am still not sure why it came out in this thread....

[ActiveAero]

I am still not sure why it came out in this thread....

That's what I'm laughing about. I could care less about someones sexuality but the fact that a Hillary thread went there is hilarious.

[Pegasus_Red]

http://www.sromagazine.com/boards/images/smilies/greddy2.gif

[TooSlowToCare]

That's what I'm laughing about. I could care less about someones sexuality but the fact that a Hillary thread went there is hilarious.

the fact that it was in a hillary clinton thread makes perfect sense to me. it's the perfect diversion. the entire thread already has some gay nuances, that way it wasn't quite as shocking. It was more like "hey look hillary joke, btw chuki's gay."

[nissandrftr88]

http://www.sromagazine.com/boards/images/smilies/greddy2.gif

Do you know what the difference between a fag and hitler is??

















About 45 degrees ]http://www.sromagazine.com/boards/images/smilies/greddy2.gif

[1.8t]

Ok....

....................I lol'ed at that ^

[ChukiDori]

So Chuki is a gay virgin, why am I not surprised.

I am still not sure why it came out in this thread....


because someone asked.

[phillyd]

because someone asked.

yeah, you all can thank me for my level of curiosity...lol :bubbrubb:

[Jnic335i]

I think most people on here are just giving you a hard time holden. I have a gay uncle. And most people have gay family members. As long as your not making comments or touching (which most homosexuals don't do to straight guys) it's fine by me and im sure with everyone else. Holden you are alright as a person, but sometimes you can be flat out annoying. As for you bringing up all this I leave you with this question. How can you classify yourself as homophobic if you never had a sexual experience with anyone?

[ChukiDori]

I think most people on here are just giving you a hard time holden. I have a gay uncle. And most people have gay family members. As long as your not making comments or touching (which most homosexuals don't do to straight guys) it's fine by me and im sure with everyone else. Holden you are alright as a person, but sometimes you can be flat out annoying. As for you bringing up all this I leave you with this question. How can you classify yourself as homophobic if you never had a sexual experience with anyone?



Homophobic = Fear of association with homosexuality. If you mean how can i classify myself as homosexual well..as i stated. Being "gay" is not about physical sex. You Can be gay and NOT have "gay sex". Just like you can be straight and not have "straight sex" The physical sex follows from the emotional need. You initially had sex with girls im sure..because you had an emotional need to do so.

You can choose NOT to act on those emotional needs, But those needs still exist..therefore you are still gay/straight even if you do not have sex.

You know you are straight because you recognize the emotional need for female companionship. You understand this ..without having sex with a female. Their presence entices an emotional response, They make you happy etc.

I have never ever ever ever..felt that from a female ...ever...I even told myself growing up "hahhaa gay people, Thats funny..I could never be that! because Im normal. Ill grow to like girls eventually " But as time went on..I never developed an emotional need for female companionship..if i did it was early on as a desire to "fit in" and be normal, not because girls made ME happy or aroused in any way...I discovered to my extreme ..unliking, That I instead had an extreme emotional need for Male companionship.

Infact ..looking back on it..I can remember having sexual feelings as young as kindergarden..I just didint know what they were or how to satisfy them...I guess that makes me a wierd person =D.

Anywho..Alot of other people in my position consider this a test of faith. Acknowladging my emotional needs means putting myself in a sinful state..perhaps its a test to see how long i can endure..i dunno.

Theres actually alot more...Proving im more on the Bisexual end of the spectrum...But I just do not have an emotional need for "relationships" with girls i guess. They do not make me happy in the companion sense. if i could choose to make it so i would.

If anyone is seriously interested in such a topic for general purposes and understanding..I have studied quite extensively on the subject and am willing to discuss ..somewhere that will NOT waste forum bandwidth because this isnt the appropriate place for such a topic..And i regret it being started.

As long as your not making comments or touching (which most homosexuals don't do to straight guys) Thats another thing also..I observe alot of secure heterosexual males engaging in such behavior and it is acceptable. When i witness this it really reminds me that I am different, And that if I were to do that, In an attempt to fit in, it would infact be UNACCEPTABLE simply because of that realization in others that I probably have serious feelings there. So i pretty much just keep to myself and am not very social. it is my belief and its actually quite factual statisticalty, That a Gay guy friend will never be as cherished or appreciated as a straight guy friend. For the very reason you described among others; They will always be recognized as "the gay guy" no matter how much one openly admits otherwise.

[linuxman51]

you could just be completely socially disfunctional and straight.

[Jnic335i]

you could just be completely socially disfunctional and straight.

he likes the look of men.

[I want something fast]

If anyone is seriously interested in such a topic for general purposes and understanding..I have studied quite extensively on the subject and am willing to discuss ..

I think we just need to get you laid and call it a day.